Restroom Door Said Gentlemen lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Restroom Door Said Gentlemen lyrics BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN" The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"   so I just walked inside. I took two scents and realized   I was taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found   the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.   What could be worse? Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"   it must have been a gag. As soon as I walked in there,   I ran into some old hag. She sprayed me with a can of mace   and sacked me with her bag. I could tell this just wouldn t be my day.   What thing could I say? It just wasn t turning out to be my day. The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"   and I would like to find, The crummy little creep(?) who had   the nerve to switch the sign. Cause I ve got two black eyes   and one high-heel up my behind. Now I can t sit with comfort and joy.   Boy, oh boy. No, I ll never sit with comfort and joy. song lyrics