Santa Song lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Santa Song lyrics So many presents, so little time, Santa won t be coming around my house this year, cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don t like bad boys...especially Jewish ones. Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire, so why did I have to set the pizza guy s hair on fire, I told him I was sorry, I m a liar, so no toys for me...I don t deserve them. I couldn t wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, but then I told my grandma that she had a beard. Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why I can t be good, it s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life whenever I ve met someone really great like you and I keep feeling like I m getting close to them, something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I m so bad is because I love you santa. Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for, but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore, oh santa won t be knocking on my door, cos he s a big fat whore...what made me say that? Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed, so why d I have to sell that cop a bag of weed, so Santa please give me that easy bake oven, I swear I thought billy goats we re made for lovin . So Santa won t you accept my apologies, Santa can t you see I m begging you please, oh Santa next year I ll do you right, Live from New York it s Saturday night... song lyrics