Seven Old Ladies lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Seven Old Ladies lyrics Seven old Ladies   (supply first...seventh as you know them.) The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm She went inside on a personal whim She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper She used the toilet, but couldn t find the paper All she could find was a brick mason s scraper (appropriate scream) And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted She paid her penny, and inside she darted. What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa Nobody knew she was there. The ______ old lady was Chichester s daughter She went inside to get rid of some water, And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her And nobody knew she was there. The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey She went inside, and arranged herself comfy When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn t get her bum free And nobody knew she was there. The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin But that was the water that I washed me face in Cause I didn t know she was there. The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender She went inside to adjust her suspender And she got tangled up with a masculine gender And nobody knew they were (I was) there. song lyrics