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song lyrics Shirt lyrics Songwriters: Spear, Roger William Rusk; Hello, well that was the sound of Roger?s Wah Wah Rabbits You heard them eating endive there That?s very cheap at this time of the year But now here in Willesden Green, yes, brr, it?s a bit chilly But no matter, because here comes a gentleman And we?re going to talk to him about shirts Excuse me, sir Would you mind talking to us about shirts? Do what? About shirts, shirts? Yes Cause I?ve got plenty at home, good grief And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo And I?m going to ask her something about shirts No, I?m not because she?s given me a rather a vulgar sign Would you excuse me, would you mind, we?re talking about shirts? Huh? About shirts, shirts? Yes, the problem of shirts The kind of, um, you know, are they necessary? Shirts Where it is, where it is, yes, where is shirts? I don?t know, you don?t know Um, oh dear, there?s a gentleman marching down here with A very determined stride, he looks a little cautious, he?s hopping Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to me for a moment at all? Uh, uh, what do you mean, guv?nor? What do you want to know? Well, we?re talking about shirts, about are they still necessary? Do you think? I mean, do you think they should They stop making shirts? Oh, no, not at all, a man?s not Dr Not dressed unless he?s got a nice shirt on, governor, is he? Not really, I suppose, what about the lengths of the shirt? Because the old ones used to be very long Well, I?m more for the short shirt, the old types old-fashioned, mate Gotta be a bit modern these days, governor, ain?t yer? Yes Well, you?re certain with it, anyway? Well, you?ve got to be with it, of course. It?s, uh Yes, right, okay, well, thank you very much See you, right, ho, bye, bye, bye, bye Well, I think we?re going to have to leave it there And I?m going to take you right away straight over To the Earls Court Olympia to watch the shirt event I?ll repeat that, the shirt event, I?ll repeat that The shirt event, I?ll repeat that, the shirt event I?ll repeat that, the shirt event Good morning, could I have This shirt cleaned express, please? Yes, that?ll be three weeks, dearie, three weeks? But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners Yes, that?s just the name of the shop, luv We take three weeks to do a shirt Just the name of the shop? Yes, that?s if there?s an R in the month Otherwise it?s four weeks Your name does begin with a P, doesn?t it? Well, no, actually, of course it?s, uh Well, that?ll be five weeks, then, five weeks? Blimey Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin? the shirt Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin? the shirt Well, they?re shakin? my shirt all over the place But it?s been thrown right back in my face Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin? the shirt New horizons in sound now as Roger Plays a solo on the electric shirt collar Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin? the shirt Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin? the shirt song lyrics