Soul Suckin Jerk lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Soul Suckin Jerk lyrics Caddy I got a job making money for the man throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can Puke green uniform on my back I had to set it on fire in vat of chicken fat I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair running through the mini-mall in my under ware I got lost downtown, couldn t find a ride home sun went down, I got frozen to the bone Till a Hooker let me share her fake fur coat As I took a little nap, the cops picked up us both I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm I knew I never ever should have burned my uniform He said, "Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son." I didn t have no teeth so I stole his gun As I crawled out the window with my shadow on the spoon Dancing on the roof shooting holes in the moon get busy you know it I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack (2X) (something really distorted) I m standing right here with the beer in my hand and my mouth is full of sand and I don t understand Fourteen days I ve been sleeping in a pawn Better get a claim check tattooed on my arm Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled with the Barbecue sauce and the dental floss gel Big fat fingers pointing into my face telling me to get busy cleaning up this place I got bent like a wet cigarette Now she s coming after me with a butterfly net Riding on a moo cow ringing a bell Black cat wrapped and I m rolling down the hill Muzzle on my leg and I m trying not to beg taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs Now they got me in a bird cage flapping my jaw like a brothel in the stars just waiting to fall So gimme what I ve got to get so I can go Cause I ain t washing dishes in the ditch no more I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack (2X) no no no no... soul sucking jerk (fish voice) I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack you know it I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk (fades) --------------------------------------------------- I m not sure of some of this stuff, especially: brothel Muzzle moo cow song lyrics