Super Slab Showdown lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Super Slab Showdown lyrics Me an Earl was workin the superslab outside a that Ogallala? When outta town come a local clown in a 65 Impala Had a coon tail flyin off a his whip antenna We was haulin a load a them go-go girls Truckin em over to O-town Old boy got on his microphone Says "How s about a little showdown?" Well, hot damn, I m a gamblin man, So ev rybody get yer bets down Cause this old truck gonna make us a buck Chicken in the bread pan, pickin out vittles Swing them heifers and away we go Wake up, Earl, we gots to race that pile a junk over ta North Platte city Well, one-eyed bears and deuces wild We got the back door pad-locked He says, "Bet five bucks and a side a beef, "I can beat them cows ta Flat Rock." You hear that, Earl? He says he s gonna whip Ol Bessie here! I says, "Call your five and raise ya ten "Jes kiss that Chevy goodby, boy " Cause when Bessie hits that floatin gear "You gonna be eatin Hereford pie. Yeah." Well, hot damn, I m a gamblin man, So ev rybody get yer bets down Cause this old truck gonna make us a buck She gonna round them curves at thirty gees A trunk full a cows an a hood full a bees Move it up a notch, Earl. Yeah, that s it. That s floatin gear! C mon Bessie! Well, tuck it on in and head it for the barn If we don t win, we gonna sell the farm If this old wreck don t break my neck, We gonna take them cows to a discatheque I says, "Come on, Earl, let s give it a whirl. "That Chevy is a-pickin up speed." Well, we crossed the Platte at a hundred flat Old Bessie was a-blowin the weeds We definitely was in that Monfort lane. Yeah, we won the race with a bovine ace When the Chevy made a fatal pass Yeah, he got too close Got a terminal dose a that good ol Hereford gas. Phew! Hot damn, I m a gamblin man, So ev rybody get yer bets down Cause this old truck s gonna make us a buck She s rollin the boulevard shakedown Hot damn, I m a truckin man And I sorta like ta put my foot down This old rig gonna blow your wig Got go-go girls and a Peterbilt cab Gonna see ya all out on the superslab for a showdown song lyrics