The Bone Dance lyrics Lyrics

The Bone Dance lyrics Miley sings: And now I take it home, with the parietal bone It might be crazy, but I learn that way Temporal and frontal too And now I m finally through That makes 206 I found a way that clicks Miley thinks and dances: When I milk the cow On Uncle Earl s farm I use the ulna bone That is in my arm Miley shouts: MOO YAH! Miley mouths: Help! Lily: She can t do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel. Oliver: Way ahead of you. You want paper cut, bit my tongue or a nose bleed? Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite! Oliver: Well, lean back cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it s a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it s gusher!) It s a gusher, that s what it is! Look everyone, it s a gusher. Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put you in a helmet. Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy... Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to you know, shake it off with some dance steps... Mrs. Kunkel: That s it! I warned you about cheating. Your test is over. Miley: But, I m not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can move it. Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest you move it down to the principal s office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when you see your brother, you re there. (Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in) Miley sings: Everybody knows the bones Just had to find a way Everybody knows what I m talkin bout Thats how I ll get an A Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you... Lily: Just give her a chance. Please! Miley sings: My bod has many parts And this is where it starts Phalanges I have ten And Metatarsals then I got some Tarsals too I ll put em in my shoe Oliver: She s tellin the truth Miley sings: The fibula is next According to my text Then comes the tibia That ain t no fibia And now up to my knee, Yeah, yeah, yeah That s the patella to me Mley and Lily sing: We re doing the bone dance You study the answers Again and again til I get it right Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: We re doing the bone dance You dance and you learn it And we won t mess up this test We ll get it perfect Miley: Come on everybody move those...fe..femurs Rico: Yeah, by the look of these tests, you losers need all the help you can get. Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: We re doin the bone dance You dance and you learn it... The class sings: And now I take it home With the Parietal bone It might be crazy But we learn that way Temporal and frontal too And now we re finally through That makes 206 I found a way that clicks (Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house We re doing the bone dance You study the answers Again and again till I get it right We re doing the bone dance You dance and you learn it And we won t mess up this test We ll get it perfect WORD! Mrs. Kunkel: That s it! Stewart, I m going to get the principal. Miley: What...? Mrs. Kunkel: I want you to show him that dance. It s the best study technique I ve ever seen! Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably): By the way, You got an A! Word! Miley, Lily, and Oliver: We re goin to Europe! Miley: Give me some metacarpal love! Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly: We re doin the bone dance, You study the answers Miley: What? Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer... Miley: Kelly Clarkson? Lily: Hilary Duff? Oliver: JayZ! Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana! (Pause) Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA! Miley: Hannah Montana, you little joker! You re so... Rico: You re right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that! Oliver: Yeah, what were you thinking? We re talkin about nothin upstairs if you know what I mean. Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you! Oliver: Oh, I can see you too! Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!