The Centaur lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics The Centaur lyrics Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The Centaur; I m famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I m a man But I m built like a horse from the waist down People are afraid of me but act like they love me Feast your eyes upon my nudity I am Beauty AND the Beast I have plenty to say But nobody listens because my cock is so big And the end of it glistens; so I m famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone s name is for it Sure, it s larger than yours I m a CENTAUR for Chrissakes! I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music I m told passion is my specialty But really I m old-fashioned I m quite well-built As fas as physiques go So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show They wanna have pictures taken Constantly assumin that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human Askin silly questions like I m their personal mentor All they care about is my big dick because I m the centaur The porno industry Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie Cause they think I look funny But I m lookin for true love Not groupies and freaks More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind I m not the favorite kind of companion For the average person Sometimes things start well But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem Or else they re unimpressed with the attention that you get Bein a centaur s love interest You don t care about my next life Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The Centaur; I m famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I m a man But I m built like a horse from the waist down song lyrics