The Excited Southerner Proposes Lyrics

song lyrics The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." [Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?" [Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you re -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you the -- we ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it s about time that the two of us -- we re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don t want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I m trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I m, I m, the-, I m, I m -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don t have to do what you don t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you re going to love me, and that -- that s fi-- til death do us part I, we ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --" [Girl:] "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I m just not ready for that kind of commitment." [Excited Southerner:] "Coooooo." song lyrics