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song lyrics The More I Drink lyrics He was sittin at the bar, sippin on a regular Coke We were drinkin and smokin and makin him the butt of our jokes We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can t you just have a few?" He said, "I would if I could, but it s probably best that I don t." [Chorus] Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I m the world s greatest lover and a dancin machine I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse Well if I have one, I ll have thirteen Naw, there ain t no in-between Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink. A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot. Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin hot And pretty soon I m bummin cigarettes and sweet talkin some big brunette Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain t no tellin where I ll stop [Chorus] Yep-yep Humm, that s what I m talking about Man, if I have one, I ll have thirteen And they can t get me off the kareoke machine, The more I drink...the more I drink. Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink. song lyrics