The Painless Dentist Song lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics The Painless Dentist Song lyrics (parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You re Dancing)" by Leo Reisman & His Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorc?e") Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I m Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what s meant is, It really doesn t hurt. This is Miss Klinger; you ve met her finger. So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt. Well, well, I say there. We ve got decay there. Can t let it stay there and cause you all that pain. So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger, And won t you hand me down my Novocaine. It s far worse than I thought it was; My charge is gonna be large. Don t be unwilling, It s just a filling, I m simply drilling to dig a little pit. Don t fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger And now while I change the drill you can spit. I hum while you re bleeding; It takes your mind off The things I grind off. Your gums are receding; You ll have to come back, We ll build that gum back. And now if you will open wide, Miss Klinger s gonna put her whole darn fist inside. That s it... now it s over. They ll be a puffiness around your cheeks, You ll have to eat soft food for three more weeks, And if you ll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks, I m through. Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... By Dr. Prentice! song lyrics