There is No Governor Lyrics

song lyrics There s No Governor Like Our New Governor lyrics (based on "There s No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He s from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterday they told him he would not go far, Today in our state capitol we ve stuck a movie star. There s no governor like our new governor, He sings, he dances, he acts. He legislates our cares away, We stand in line to pay our income tax. There s no capitol like our state capitol, It s lit up like Broadway. And where our state house used to be, They ve got a big marquee that seems to say He s a star, and he s thrilling, And he s humble, and he s great! And his agent said he was willing To give equal billing to the name of our state. It s in his contract. There s no governor like our new governor, He smiles when we are low. (The governor of Michigan s a real nice Joe) But no one s ever seen him on the late late show. (There s governors all over who have college degrees) Ah, but have they got their footprints down at Grauman s Chinese? (There s governors all over in the newsreel pics) Ah, but were they in "Gold Diggers of 1936"? (There s no governor like our new governor) Stupendous, colossal, gee whiz! And if our state s a turkey and it fades away, Our new governor s gonna say, "Movie fans, we re all seceding from the USA!" Well, that s show biz! song lyrics