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song lyrics Trousers lyrics This is a story about a pair or trousers It deals with a lack of a sense of humour Or rather a lack of imagination . . I would like to know, where you put my trousers I really must go, please give me my trousers Well it s stopped raining, they must have dried by now So let s stop gaming, you ll get me in an awful row. This joke s gone too far, I feel absolutely daft Over-parked my car, and what s more I feel the draught What to you hope to gain, by my being trouserless? Oh I could curse the rain, for getting me in such a mess. Someone s going to come, why don t you be reasonable? Now you ve had your fun, won t you please be sensible? How long can this go on? I ve looked most everywhere To put my trousers on, and now I really just don t care. Would you like my shirt? here s a goodly pair of shoes Take my coat and tie, what about my underpants? Trousers, trousers Trousers, trousers Trousers, trousers Trou - - - sers Trousers, trous sus, sus (etc. and fade). song lyrics