Valentines Day lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Valentine s Day lyrics When the postman don t call on Valentine s Day And Santa Claus don t come on a Christmas Day That umbrella won t work on a rainy day Don t ask me, I already know When they find you beached on the barrier reef And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief The choice is yours sure, saint or thief Don t ask me I already know Yes they baked your cake in little slices Kept your eye on rising prices Wound up winning booby prizes I m sure you d like to think you know what life is Find destiny through magazines Lip-licking, unzipping, Harpers and Queens From here to eternity without in-betweens Don t ask me, I already know With your heart on parade and your heart on parole I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole School for scandal, guess who s enrolled? So ask me, I already know When they find you beached on the barrier reef When the postman don t call on Valentine s Day When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief When you don t tell the truth, that s the price you pay When I m shaking a hand, I m clenching a fist If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed I d be a millionaire, I d be a Fred Astaire song lyrics