Who Put The Stump lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Who Put The Stump lyrics I d like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip? Who was that man? He shoved it up my can And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...) When this angel heard Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop, A dreadful fear went right into my heart. Those pine tree needles sting me, Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin in my ding dong. You ll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...) So who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong? Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop? Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip? Who took that bush And crammed it in my tush? He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...) Each night when I m alone, Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity Scratchity scratchity shoop ... It sets my tiny bottom all aglow. And every time I wiggle, Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din, A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...) (Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Ram-a-lam-a ding dong Slipty-din-de-din Poopity poopity shoop ...) song lyrics