Youre Pretty When I Lyrics

song lyrics You re Pretty When I m Drunk lyrics One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless Until We Brought Skip O Pot2mus And Daddy s Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink M.S.G.?S Tanked Up And Wizzin In A Cup Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up Cause I m The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales Now It s Midnight And I m Completely Boofy Blitzed A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I m Ready To Bitty Battle I m Hungry Like The Wolf But I ll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk (You re Pretty When I m Drunk) [X4] (And I m Pretty Fuckin Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I m Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You d Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You re Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn t Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It s Only Skin Deep It s In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder s About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It s A M?nag? A Trois You And Me And Heineken Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk (You re Pretty When I m Drunk) [X4] Regrets I ve Had A Few First And Foremost I d Like To Mention You For The Sake Of Conversation We ll Call You The Brand New Heavy Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin Hutt You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn?T Gonna Worry It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn t Gettin Squat So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws Lived In Your Pants At That Junction I Came To Realize That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk (You re Pretty When I m Drunk) You re Pretty When I m Drunk And I m pretty fucking drunk song lyrics