Zittly Van Zittles lyrics Lyrics

song lyrics Zittly Van Zittles lyrics Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn t do When we were in the sack She d even pop the zit on my back But one night I was out cheating After I drank a few She caught me red handed And said we re through Now she s got a new boyfriend It nearly gave me a heart attack Cuz who s gonna pop this zit on my back? Well I got a pimple and I don t know why It keeps growing in the same place I can t reach it with my left or right hand I wish it was on my face It s four days old And it hurts so bad But it s ready for a squeeze Won t somebody pop it for me please? I ll give you ten dollars If you re a girl in this lonely world And you re looking for a guy I ll never cheat again, I promise That s no lie There s only one thing I ask of you Could we name our first child Zak? Oh, one more thing Please pop this zit on my back I m dying here! A pimple ay-hee A pop-a-doodly-doo Squirt heedly-hoo Well I m sitting alone by the phone And no one seems to call I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall Well that don t work, so I look around And find a big shiny thumb-tack Put it on the floor, lay down Pop the zit on my back song lyrics